Bob and I were taking snorkeling lessons it was my birthday present and my parents said I could take one friend, so I took Bob. But you wont believe what Bob and I found underwater.
The thing we found happened to talk, and the language it was speaking just happened to be English. But he called the language Glortderdish 956275471.
He also had a large hole on his back, he said it was a freckle.
Then he just swam away. Such a peculiar day that was on the 2nd of December 2017.